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Dear Adoring Public,

Many years ago I traveled to Greece and when I returned, I did not feel like working, so I wrote Ancient Greek Gayness to amuse myself.  Now, at the insistence of a friend of mine who works for Amazon, I have e-published this masterpiece for general consumption.  If you happen to be partial to smutty-smut and gay-gayness with vague historical and mythological references peppered in for the sake of flavoring, you might actually enjoy Poseidon's Falls.  There are pretty men in there, and they are often wet and naked.

But what is ever better than the actual content of this work, is the cover art my magnificent collaborator (as listed on Amazon) made for me.  BEHOLD:

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Happy New Year!

I wrote two fics this year for Yuletide:

Regret the Devil (for The Three Musketeers)

Athos/Aramis, pre-series (Rated PG-13)


After Midnight (for Eastern Promises)

Kirill/Nikolai (Rated R)

And I received fabulous Opera slash for La Forza del Destino, which made me happy, so you can read that here:  These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends by Tissezdesvoiles

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 In case anyone is wonder what I've been up to of late, the answer is writing all the Revolution porn.  (Or at least a large brunt of it.)

(Also, catching up on, oh about 8 seasons of "Supernatural" because better late than never.)

OK, if anyone is interested, here are all the Revolution fics so far.  They're all rated NC-17 and they all have kinky man sex in them.  (Except "Sassy Gay Revolution" because that is obviously a parody.)  Ropes, threesomes, and gags, oh my!

Off the Hook

Moxie Falls


To See Italy and Die

Awaiting Orders

Sassy Gay Revolution

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 HI GUYS!   How would you like some NEW YEAR PORN???  I admit, I'm cheating on my fandom with "Revolution" but, hey, you know what, porn is porn, and this porn is hard core.  I went there.  That's right.  

Title:  Awaiting Orders
Fandom:  Revolution
Pairing:  Miles/Monroe
Rating:  NC-17, for sure
Warning:  If spankings and choking bother you, in a sexual content, then you know, you've been warned, and such.
Plot:  Really, it doesn't matter, there's SEX and a lot of it, and hot men, and so there you have it.

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I've finally gotten around, this incredibly weird holiday season, to giving the Musketeers some love.  Or at least some ridicule.  They deserve both, really!

This was written for the Ficathon on andoneforall on LJ.

Behold here on AO3 
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For those who have not seen this on [livejournal.com profile] andoneforall, Zoi and I wrote an [livejournal.com profile] au_bigbang fic!  And Rio illustrated it!  The world will never be the same!  In case you were wondering and have not guessed, yes, it is a Three Musketeers AU in which they are modern day rock stars - logically.

Notes, disclaimers, actual fic, all things that are good are at THE FOLLOWING LINK.

Or ON AO3, if you prefer.  (Yes, we're whorish like that!)

Please enjoy the banner by [livejournal.com profile] speak_me_fairin the meantime:

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For [livejournal.com profile] speak_me_fair
Rating: R
Size:  ~7K words
Warnings:  naughty words, naughty thoughts, massive angst, pointless self-denial, blasphemy, confessionals, sex (both m/f and m/m), duck murder
Chronology:  Picks up 5 years after “The Best We Could
Plot:  Athos pays Porthos a visit and receives some friendly advice.  But will he take it?  And even if he does, will Aramis forgive him for the way they last parted?
Note:  Dear Rio – happy birthday!  Apparently, I was a big jerk earlier this year when I wrote “The Best We Could.”  So, for this fic, I wanted to make you something that a) made up for that particular fic in every way and b) kept you entertained for longer than 3 seconds.  I think I may have succeeded in one of my goals!


Please, receive all the things... )

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For[livejournal.com profile] quoshara's birthday - happy birthday!

Title: A Matter of Inconvenience
Rating:  PG
Size:  ~1,400 words
Plot:  Seasonal depression can be very inconvenient, especially when one's friends have to deal with its consequences!  Porthos and Aramis deal with a sudden onslaught of Athos-times.
Thanks to:  Rio, who not only inspired this, but also sleeplessly betaed it.


For your enjoyment.... )

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Apparently I was wrong about never writing another piece in my "Moments in Time" cycle (as it was dubbed by [livejournal.com profile] lurky_mcstalker). But also, I'm sorry in advance if this is kinda shitty.  This is my idea of a Valentine's Day fic, obviously!

Title:  The Best We Could
Rating:  M-ish (In which the sexings occur but are not described in the usual sense)
Size:  ~1,600
Chronology:  Takes place right at the very end of Twenty Years After.
Plot:  So, they've been through a lot, and now clearly Athos is in a shitty mood (as per usual).  He and Aramis have an "adult" conversation and we learn about how someone is the master of self-sabotage.  And this is how they spend their last night together (of possibly ever).
Warnings:  I don't know.  This makes ME sad.  But that could be a personal problem.  P.S. Rio, I love you!

"I grow more ridiculous in my old age" )

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Now that[livejournal.com profile] yuletide is over and all has been revealed, I'm doing a summary of the things I wrote and the things I received, as is tradition (tradition being defined as "n = 2").

First, I'd like to thank my authors who took the time to elevate my Yule from "Meh" to "Oh MY!"  

[livejournal.com profile] arithanas, girl, I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!  For some Athos and Aramis killing time in the only way imaginable: On The Edge.  I am also tickled by the coincidence that we wrote the same time period (20YA).

My main gift fic Turn Back, O Man by prodigy aka [livejournal.com profile] evilprodigy, has garnered and deserves a lot of positive attention because O Man it's awesome!  So if you haven't had the deep pleasure, please do!  As for the author, I have taken it upon myself to stalk her because this is how I show love.  Actually, the traditional way of showing love in my culture would be to show up at her house, kick down the door, knock her over the head with my balaika, throw her into my troika, and gallop away to drink vodka in my Terem.  I had to restrain myself because I think this is illegal now.

So what the hell have I done for humanity this Yule?  Let's see.

1.  For my main fic, I wrote epistolary porn for [livejournal.com profile] jerico_cacaw.  17th Century Booty Call is indeed the official title.  And yes, it is what you think it is.

2.  I'm sure it would shock everyone to know that The Plural of Us (i.e. the story in which Aramis goes back in time to have sex with himself) was written by yours truly and [livejournal.com profile] zoi_no_miko.  It's based on the 2011 movie though, so, basically:  ANYTHING GOES!

3.  And because I love Zoi, I also wrote her some "Dark City" PWP called A Chance Encounter.

4.  For Madness! I could not help myself and had to write something for "The Room" because IT WAS TEARING ME APART, LISA!  So here is The Room:  Post-Mortem.  Interestingly, this got the most hits.  People do not read Dumas.  But they do watch "The Room."  Tommy Wiseau is a major freak.

5.  Also, because it is mushroom season right now, I had to also write Fly Agaric for [livejournal.com profile] speak_me_fair.  What would the world be without Athos and Aramis being totally weird and snarky and generally insane?  

Dear humanity:  you're welcome.  Happy New Year!
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Originally written for[livejournal.com profile] speak_me_fair for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide!

Title:  Fly Agaric
Rating:  PG
Pairing:  A/A is implicitly implied, as always
Plot:  What on earth is d'Artagnan's potion actually made out of?  Athos and Aramis would like to know.


Could it be... poison? )

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Title:  17th Century Booty Call
Rating:  NC-17
Pairings:  Athos/Aramis; Aramis/duchess de Longueville
Warnings:  epistolary fic, religious references, graphic descriptions of sexual activity, bondage, etc, good times.
Plot:  Aramis is a very busy man at the onset of la Fronde.  He has a Very Important Mistress to please, the escape of the duc de Beaufort to plot, and the soul of Athos to save from the tar pits of Hell, and all this while writing sermons for others.
Notes:  This narrative takes place immediately prior to the beginning of Vingt ans apres (Twenty Years After).  As a reference for the dates, I have used the escape of the duc de Beaufort from the chateau at Vincennes (May 31, 1648), but I cannot account for any instances of “Dumas time.”  Written for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide for [livejournal.com profile] jerico_cacaw!

  By the way, I want you in my pants.... )
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My Muse took pity on me in my sorry virus-riddled state and stopped by for tea and quality boy time!  This is extreme time displacement too... I've gone back in time.... to BEFORE SEX.  Oy.

Title:  Leave It To Chance
Rating:  PG(ish)
Pairing:  NONE.  OMG.  This is pre-slash.  Though some of them might be thinking about it....  ;)
Plot:  Aramis isn't even "Aramis" yet and he's having a life crisis!  Athos and Porthos are wasted and are being no help.  A discussion about names, flowers, and forks in the road ensues.
Dedication:  This is for [livejournal.com profile] watercrescent because friends are important, and non-imaginary friends are even more important!  (Sorry, about the whole lack sex thing in this fic!)

"How did I end up on the floor?" )

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Title:  In Another Time
Rating:  PG-13 (for off-screen sexing and questionable dialogue)
Size:  ~4.5K
Disclaimer:  The author in no way advocates having children.  But if you choose to do so, then at least do not abuse them.
The Happenings:  It is 1634 and all roads lead back to Roche-L'Abeille.  Aramis gets a letter which threatens to turn everyone's life upside down.  Athos develops the worst mental illness he had encountered yet:  fatherhood.  All in all, I sort of Dumased myself into a corner and it took 12 pages for me to get out of it.  Enjoy?


All roads lead to Roche-L'Abeille )
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Title:  The Last Farewell
Rating:  G
Length:  A Tiny!
Notes:  The notes will be longer than the fic.  There is no reason for this.  Certainly no reason other than what [livejournal.com profile] speak_me_fair  and I were discussing earlier today and my own shitty mood.  I was kind of angry that Dumas left me all of two seconds of "space" which I could possibly fill with this shmoop and angst, but I had my revenge by stealing the chapter title from him!  So, basically, now Aramis is going to fuck off to Belle Isle with soon-to-be-dead Porthos and Athos will stay home and die of Raoul-related grief.  But first, this.

I need head therapy )  


And if that wasn't depressing ENOUGH, you can go read Rio's revenge fic "Never Time"
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