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Fifty Flavors of Ass
Aug. 11th, 2012 05:04 pmDear LJ,
If you know me, you realize, without me having to say so explicitly, that I think Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing to have happened to minds of the susceptible mediocrities out there since... let's go with the Hitler Youth, shall we?
I have railed against it on FB, starting with this gem of a photo at a book store, to my undying love for the fiftyshadesofsuck blog, to these amazing reviews of the dreck written by one hilarious martyr (thank you, sweet ladies, for taking one for the team so that the rest of us don't have to). But now, the Evil has spread to contaminate something I hold very dear (i.e. Matt Bomer) and I must unleash an outpouring of vomit right here on this subject.
Have you guys heard of this bullshit? Apparently the person originally slated to write the script for this Hemorrhoid-ridden Anus of all that is literature introduced the idea of casting Matt Bomer as Christian Grey, i.e. possibly the most boring, despicable, phenotypically mutant, and emotionally derelict character in all of history (and best of all - UNINTENTIONALLY SO). But then, this douchebag, let's call him BRET EASTON ELLIS (because that is his name), declared that Matt Bomer is... uh... "unqualified" (my quote, not his) to play Christian, because he is of the homosexual persuasion. A part of me would like to be happy that Mr. Ellis has since been replaced and widely panned for his statement, and that Mr. Bomer has a strong enough support base to shut this ridiculousness down.
( ....However.... )
If you know me, you realize, without me having to say so explicitly, that I think Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing to have happened to minds of the susceptible mediocrities out there since... let's go with the Hitler Youth, shall we?
I have railed against it on FB, starting with this gem of a photo at a book store, to my undying love for the fiftyshadesofsuck blog, to these amazing reviews of the dreck written by one hilarious martyr (thank you, sweet ladies, for taking one for the team so that the rest of us don't have to). But now, the Evil has spread to contaminate something I hold very dear (i.e. Matt Bomer) and I must unleash an outpouring of vomit right here on this subject.
Have you guys heard of this bullshit? Apparently the person originally slated to write the script for this Hemorrhoid-ridden Anus of all that is literature introduced the idea of casting Matt Bomer as Christian Grey, i.e. possibly the most boring, despicable, phenotypically mutant, and emotionally derelict character in all of history (and best of all - UNINTENTIONALLY SO). But then, this douchebag, let's call him BRET EASTON ELLIS (because that is his name), declared that Matt Bomer is... uh... "unqualified" (my quote, not his) to play Christian, because he is of the homosexual persuasion. A part of me would like to be happy that Mr. Ellis has since been replaced and widely panned for his statement, and that Mr. Bomer has a strong enough support base to shut this ridiculousness down.
( ....However.... )
