eldiablito_sf

Dear Adoring Public,

Many years ago I traveled to Greece and when I returned, I did not feel like working, so I wrote Ancient Greek Gayness to amuse myself.  Now, at the insistence of a friend of mine who works for Amazon, I have e-published this masterpiece for general consumption.  If you happen to be partial to smutty-smut and gay-gayness with vague historical and mythological references peppered in for the sake of flavoring, you might actually enjoy Poseidon's Falls.  There are pretty men in there, and they are often wet and naked.

But what is ever better than the actual content of this work, is the cover art my magnificent collaborator (as listed on Amazon) made for me.  BEHOLD:

 In case anyone is wonder what I've been up to of late, the answer is writing all the Revolution porn.  (Or at least a large brunt of it.)

(Also, catching up on, oh about 8 seasons of "Supernatural" because better late than never.)

OK, if anyone is interested, here are all the Revolution fics so far.  They're all rated NC-17 and they all have kinky man sex in them.  (Except "Sassy Gay Revolution" because that is obviously a parody.)  Ropes, threesomes, and gags, oh my!

Off the Hook

Moxie Falls

Gratitude

To See Italy and Die

Awaiting Orders

Sassy Gay Revolution

I've finally gotten around, this incredibly weird holiday season, to giving the Musketeers some love.  Or at least some ridicule.  They deserve both, really!

This was written for the Ficathon on andoneforall on LJ.

Behold here on AO3 

Forquoshara's birthday - happy birthday!

Title: A Matter of Inconvenience
Rating:  PG
Size:  ~1,400 words
Plot:  Seasonal depression can be very inconvenient, especially when one's friends have to deal with its consequences!  Porthos and Aramis deal with a sudden onslaught of Athos-times.
Thanks to:  Rio, who not only inspired this, but also sleeplessly betaed it.

 

( For your enjoyment.... )

Now thatyuletide is over and all has been revealed, I'm doing a summary of the things I wrote and the things I received, as is tradition (tradition being defined as "n = 2").

First, I'd like to thank my authors who took the time to elevate my Yule from "Meh" to "Oh MY!"  

arithanas, girl, I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!  For some Athos and Aramis killing time in the only way imaginable: On The Edge.  I am also tickled by the coincidence that we wrote the same time period (20YA).

My main gift fic Turn Back, O Man by prodigy aka evilprodigy, has garnered and deserves a lot of positive attention because O Man it's awesome!  So if you haven't had the deep pleasure, please do!  As for the author, I have taken it upon myself to stalk her because this is how I show love.  Actually, the traditional way of showing love in my culture would be to show up at her house, kick down the door, knock her over the head with my balaika, throw her into my troika, and gallop away to drink vodka in my Terem.  I had to restrain myself because I think this is illegal now.

So what the hell have I done for humanity this Yule?  Let's see.

1.  For my main fic, I wrote epistolary porn for jerico_cacaw.  17th Century Booty Call is indeed the official title.  And yes, it is what you think it is.

2.  I'm sure it would shock everyone to know that The Plural of Us (i.e. the story in which Aramis goes back in time to have sex with himself) was written by yours truly and zoi_no_miko.  It's based on the 2011 movie though, so, basically:  ANYTHING GOES!

3.  And because I love Zoi, I also wrote her some "Dark City" PWP called A Chance Encounter.

4.  For Madness! I could not help myself and had to write something for "The Room" because IT WAS TEARING ME APART, LISA!  So here is The Room:  Post-Mortem.  Interestingly, this got the most hits.  People do not read Dumas.  But they do watch "The Room."  Tommy Wiseau is a major freak.

5.  Also, because it is mushroom season right now, I had to also write Fly Agaric for speak_me_fair.  What would the world be without Athos and Aramis being totally weird and snarky and generally insane?  

Dear humanity:  you're welcome.  Happy New Year!

Title:  17th Century Booty Call
Rating:  NC-17
Pairings:  Athos/Aramis; Aramis/duchess de Longueville
Warnings:  epistolary fic, religious references, graphic descriptions of sexual activity, bondage, etc, good times.
Plot:  Aramis is a very busy man at the onset of la Fronde.  He has a Very Important Mistress to please, the escape of the duc de Beaufort to plot, and the soul of Athos to save from the tar pits of Hell, and all this while writing sermons for others.
Notes:  This narrative takes place immediately prior to the beginning of Vingt ans apres (Twenty Years After).  As a reference for the dates, I have used the escape of the duc de Beaufort from the chateau at Vincennes (May 31, 1648), but I cannot account for any instances of “Dumas time.”  Written for yuletide for jerico_cacaw!

  ( By the way, I want you in my pants.... )

Title:  The Last Farewell
Rating:  G
Length:  A Tiny!
Notes:  The notes will be longer than the fic.  There is no reason for this.  Certainly no reason other than what speak_me_fair  and I were discussing earlier today and my own shitty mood.  I was kind of angry that Dumas left me all of two seconds of "space" which I could possibly fill with this shmoop and angst, but I had my revenge by stealing the chapter title from him!  So, basically, now Aramis is going to fuck off to Belle Isle with soon-to-be-dead Porthos and Athos will stay home and die of Raoul-related grief.  But first, this.


( I need head therapy )  

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And if that wasn't depressing ENOUGH, you can go read Rio's revenge fic "Never Time"