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I shall call thee:  Mistress List  (Last updated:  November 1, 2012)

I have been writing all of these out of order, but when you put them all together, it actually becomes a narrative!  The mistress list gets updated when I can.  I've also added really brief descriptions and ratings to help navigate this bad neighborhood:  under the cut!


( All my doings.... )


There are also some ridiculous things that can only be found at AO3 and are still musketeer-themed but do not fit my canon:

Surgeons Are A Long Time Coming
A Lesson in Manners
A Gift to Treasure
Trailer Trash
The Plural of Us

Also, Zoi and I wrote a musketeer rock-star AU!

And then there was Eric Northman, which fits chronologically somewhere between "For Now" and "Salve Regina" but is not part of the canon chronology for obvious reasons.

Losing the Scent
Honey and Oakwood

 HELLO I'M NOT DEAD YET.

Just on Tumblr.  It's quite liberating in its communal neuroses.

Anyways, I'm back to say that the nominations for Yuletide are open and I nominated the following things:

Under the Poppy by Kathe Koja, Don Carlo and La Forza del Destino (Verdi wrote the gayest operas), and oh yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey.  Just kidding, The Three Musketeers.  Jeez.

I hope everyone is well and equally not dead.  I get very excited for "this time of year."

 HI GUYS!   How would you like some NEW YEAR PORN???  I admit, I'm cheating on my fandom with "Revolution" but, hey, you know what, porn is porn, and this porn is hard core.  I went there.  That's right.  

Title:  Awaiting Orders
Fandom:  Revolution
Pairing:  Miles/Monroe
Rating:  NC-17, for sure
Warning:  If spankings and choking bother you, in a sexual content, then you know, you've been warned, and such.
Plot:  Really, it doesn't matter, there's SEX and a lot of it, and hot men, and so there you have it.

POSTED ON AO3

Dear LJ,

If you know me, you realize, without me having to say so explicitly, that I think Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing to have happened to minds of the susceptible mediocrities out there since... let's go with the Hitler Youth, shall we?

I have railed against it on FB, starting with this gem of a photo at a book store, to my undying love for the fiftyshadesofsuck blog, to these amazing reviews of the dreck written by one hilarious martyr (thank you, sweet ladies, for taking one for the team so that the rest of us don't have to).  But now, the Evil has spread to contaminate something I hold very dear (i.e. Matt Bomer) and I must unleash an outpouring of vomit right here on this subject.

Have you guys heard of this bullshit?  Apparently the person originally slated to write the script for this Hemorrhoid-ridden Anus of all that is literature introduced the idea of casting Matt Bomer as Christian Grey, i.e. possibly the most boring, despicable, phenotypically mutant, and emotionally derelict character in all of history (and best of all - UNINTENTIONALLY SO).  But then, this douchebag, let's call him BRET EASTON ELLIS (because that is his name), declared that Matt Bomer is... uh... "unqualified" (my quote, not his) to play Christian, because he is of the homosexual persuasion.  A part of me would like to be happy that Mr. Ellis has since been replaced and widely panned for his statement, and that Mr. Bomer has a strong enough support base to shut this ridiculousness down.

( ....However.... )

Forquoshara's birthday - happy birthday!

Title: A Matter of Inconvenience
Rating:  PG
Size:  ~1,400 words
Plot:  Seasonal depression can be very inconvenient, especially when one's friends have to deal with its consequences!  Porthos and Aramis deal with a sudden onslaught of Athos-times.
Thanks to:  Rio, who not only inspired this, but also sleeplessly betaed it.

 

( For your enjoyment.... )

Today's challenge is to talk about a talent you have.


( It's really NOT a gift )